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[theme music]

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- What are you doing?
- I'm in bed.

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- Come over.
- Will, I can't.

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Come on, Grace.
You know you want to.

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- Of course I want to, but--
- It's gonna be a good one.

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- I can feel it.
- It's always good, still--

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Well, if you're not gonna come
over, do you want me to, uh...

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talk you through it?

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Tsk, it's tempting, but I think
I'll watch "ER" here.

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Another night alone
with my clicker.

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Oh, is that what the kids
are callin' it?

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I went back to the sale today.

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Yeah? Did you get that black
flowy thing?

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No, you were right. It's too
Stevie Nicks: "The Heavy Years."

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Eriq La Salle just smiled.

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- Really?
- No.

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Will: Did you buy anything?

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Yeah, I got a great camisole.

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Yeah? Sexy?

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I'm going to sleep.

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Ask me in the morning.

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- Was that Danny?
- Mm-hm, jealous?

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Honey, I don't need your man.

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I got George Clooney.

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Sorry, babe,
he doesn't bat for your team.

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Well, he hasn't seen me pitch.

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Okay.
Say, "Good night, Gracie."

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Good night, Gracie.

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[instrumental music]

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It's to you, Jack.

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Give me a minute,
please? Okay?

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♪ A room without windows

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♪ A room without doors

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It's to you, Jack.

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Give me a minute, please?

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Wow!

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♪ A room where no guy
but I can spy that ♪

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[humming]

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No, not gonna risk it this time.

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Four cards, please.

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Here's my ace.

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Jack, now that you're moving in.

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- Can I make one small request?
- What's that?

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Change everything
about your personality.

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[laughs]
I get it, comedy.

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You didn't tell me
Jack was moving in with you.

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Not moving in,
he's just staying with me

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until his apartment's finished.

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[humming]

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Oh, I know that one, I know.
Uh...

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♪ Did he need a stronger hand
did he need a ♪

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Jack!

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He's not humming your intro.

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Okay, that's just a straight
guy's way of thinking

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that you and I could
ever be a couple.

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Okay, first of all,
Will should only be so lucky.

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Okay, so, let's just clear
that right up.

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Second of all, you don't
even know me that well.

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Why would you just assume
that I was gay?

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[laughing]

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Are you finished.

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Okay, F-Y-l, folks,
most people that meet me

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do not know that I am gay.

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Jack, blind and deaf people
know you're gay.

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Dead people know you're gay.

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- Can we play poker?
- Yes. Come on, who's in?

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I'm in for 10.

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- I'm fine. Keep playing.
- Grace?

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Oh, look, it's Sporty Spice.

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What did-- did you and Danny
have a fight?

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Yeah, but I-- I don't wanna
talk about it right now.

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I can't even think straight.

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That's funny, neither can Jack.

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Grace, did you know
I was gay when you met me?

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My dog knew.

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So the fabrics never came in

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and I wasn't able
to make the presentation.

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Diamond Interiors got the job.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
What a disappointment.

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Thank you. See, that's all I
wanted to hear, but Danny said,

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"Well, when you put everything
off till the last minute."

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- Ooh.
- Yeah.

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And I lost it.

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I started screaming,
"Why can't you

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just let me have my feelings?"

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Grace, that is so
Barbara De Angelis,

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"Making Love Work."

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- I know, wasn't it?
- Yeah.

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And then he says, get this.

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"You don't have
to get hysterical.

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You sound just like
your mother."

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If you were on "Jerry Springer,"

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that's the minute you'd jump out
of your chair.

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- Yeah. Can you believe that?
- Mm.

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You're staying here tonight.
Go wash your face.

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I'll make up your bed.

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"You sound just
like your mother."

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What kind of person says that?

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The kind of person
you should've dumped a year ago.

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Grace: What?

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I said, I hear they're
re-releasing "Vertigo."

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Grace: "You sound
just like your mother."

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When you wanna push someone's
buttons, that'll do it.

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- Hey, roomie!
- Unh!

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Jack, you-- you can't
move in tonight.

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What?

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Grace is very upset. I told her
she could stay here tonight.

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- You move in tomorrow, okay?
- Okay, that's interesting.

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You'd think maybe you could
have told me this,

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oh, I don't know, before
I packed up my entire life!

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You don't understand,
Grace has had a really...

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What's in the hat box?
Your tiara?

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[laughs]
Look, Guapo, he made a funny.

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Shut up, Will!

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I just schlepped all the way
over here from the East Side

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and you know how much Guapo
hates riding in taxis.

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Okay.

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Okay, take it easy, Jack.

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You sound
just like your mother.

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[gasping]

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Crossing the line.

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Okay, you nasty, bitter,
lonely, balding man.

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I don't need this crap
from you, Will.

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You know what?
I just don't need it.

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- What time tomorrow?
- Eightish.

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Fine.

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You're my lawyer.
You tell me.

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What have I got to do
to buy this company?

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Well, first, we've gotta
get something called

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the "Hart-Scott-Rodino
Antitrust" clearance

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and then we can negotiate
standstills and lock ups.

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Naturally, that's after
we do due diligence.

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What the hell is
"Do-do diligence?"

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No, Harlan, after we do,
due diligence.

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Doesn't matter
how slow you say it, Will.

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It's still "Do-do", isn't it?

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I just wanna know what it means.

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It's just crap
that lawyers deal with.

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Harlan, I'll handle it.

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I've been representing
your corporation

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for five years now, remember?

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I know, but my wife's been

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bugging me about
the business lately.

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She wants me to be
a little more hands-on.

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You sure she's talking
about the business?

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[laughing]

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Yeah, she's talking
about the business.

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But I trust you, Will,
so you do that "Do-do"

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that you do so well.

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[intercom buzzes]

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Woman: Will, it's Grace
on line one.

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Hey.

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Can I stay at your apartment
again tonight?

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Will: Of course,
as long as you want.

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- What are you doing?
- I'm looking for tissues.

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Will: Have your assistant
get them for you.

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- She's late again.
- Oh, fire her already.

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I'm not gonna fire Karen.

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Her social contacts
keep my business afloat.

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Will: Why does she even work?

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I mean, isn't she worth
like a gazillion dollars?

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She feels working
keeps her down to Earth.

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Oh, I know, I'm late.

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My driver had another
bronchial incident.

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It was disgusting.
I had to raise the partition.

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But that's no excuse,
I should be punished.

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I'm writing you a check.

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Will: Karen, tell Grace
she should fire you.

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Grace, tell Will to redirect
his anger at his mother

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where it belongs, oops.

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- Call me later.
- Bye.

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Alright, honey.
There you go.

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Guilt be gone.

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Karen, I don't want a check.
I want assistance.

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I'm the boss,
I give you checks.

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Yes, you do, honey,
and I love them, I do.

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You know, I keep them all
right here in this box.

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So, what else?

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[sighs]
Danny and I got into a fight.

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Oh, honey, call him and make up.

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Why would I do that?
It wasn't my fault.

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Well, in the long run
it doesn't matter.

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I don't know that
there's gonna be a long run.

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Uh, Grace, you're...

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You're what? 40?

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I'll be 31 next month.

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So, I rounded up.

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Honey, Danny is a good catch.

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You've been living together for
a year. Close the deal already.

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[phone ringing]

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I'm serious, Grace,
pick up the pace.

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I'm serious, Karen,
pick up the phone.

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Oh.

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[instrumental music]

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So, Will, have you seen Michael
since you two broke up?

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- Uh.
- No, he hasn't, but I have.

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Michael's not doing well.
He got fat, he's depressed.

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Cheap haircuts, not good.
Actually, it's very sad.

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What are you talking about?
I just saw him. Looks great.

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Uh, Rob, you're dismissed.

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- Thanks for trying, sweetie.
- His haircut really was awful.

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I know. You know what?

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I think it's time
for "$25,000 Pyramid."

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- Rob: Hello!
- Woman: Alright!

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So, Will, are you gonna
keep the place?

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Well, I thought it was gonna
be a little too expensive

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so I told Jack that-- Oh, no.
[knock on door]

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Hi, honey, I'm home.

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Oh, are we entertaining?
Welcome.

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Jack, I meant
to call you today--

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- Don't even!
- Wait, wait.

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I can stay at Rob
and Ellen's tonight.

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No, you can't, Grace,
because apparently, you matter.

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How about that?

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Jack, I am so sorry.
I just--

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Are bandanas back in?
'Cause I didn't get that memo.

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Ha, ha-ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha.

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Let me tell you something,
Will Truman.

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Okay, I don't need
to live here, alright?

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And you know what?
Guess who loses?

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Hello! You do.

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Because I could have turned you
into a human being

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instead of this rude,
self-absorbed

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getting chunkier every day,
oops, did that slip out?

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Thing that you are.

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- What time tomorrow?
- Eightish.

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Fine.

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- Let's play "The Pyramid."
- Ooh.

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- Ellen: Okay, you two first.
- Okay, you give, I'll receive.

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Just as God intended it.

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- Okay, Ellen's timing.
- Got it.

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Here's your first subject. Go!

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Okay, okay.

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Uh, oh, Driftwood.
Uh, John Wayne.

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- You're parents' marriage.
- Things that are dead.

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Yes.

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Uh, my one-night stand
on Fire Island.

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- Latin things.
- Good.

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Uh, uh, the-- the postcard
I sent you from Italy.

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"Everybody Hurts" by REM.

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- Oh, things that make you cry.
- Yes.

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- Um, Professor Gopnik's teeth.
- Things that are yellow.

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Yes.

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A-- a-- a cane. A, a railing.

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Huh? Oh, come on,
give me another clue.

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Eh, each other.

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- Things that you lean on.
- That's it.

248
00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:46,080
Yeah!

249
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:47,429
You guys...

250
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,345
That was amazing.

251
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,260
Grace, you and Danny
never do this well when we play.

252
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:55,437
I know. I'm gonna
break up with him.

253
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,007
It's just time.

254
00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:02,096
My relationship has reached
a fork in the road,

255
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:06,274
and ending it with Danny
is the right

256
00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:07,536
prong.

257
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,542
Excuse me.

258
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,981
[door closing]

259
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:20,331
Uh, things that bring a dinner
party to a crashing halt?

260
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:27,948
- So, how'd it go?
- Not like I thought.

261
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,297
Aw, Gracie, I'm sorry.

262
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,298
But you know,
you give it some time--

263
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:33,910
No, Will,
he proposed.

264
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,177
[instrumental music]

265
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:43,441
Grace Adler Design?

266
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,487
Oh, my God,
would you look at that?

267
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,532
Now, who in the world
would be sending--

268
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:50,013
Oh, carnations,
they must be for you.

269
00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:56,977
Oh, yeah, they're from Danny.
Oh, well, isn't he a sweetheart?

270
00:11:57,020 --> 00:12:00,371
Uh-- Oh, my.
Well.

271
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,243
Surprised you're still walking.

272
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,032
Give me that.

273
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,557
[laughing]

274
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,995
Oh, he is so great.

275
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:17,171
I can't believe
I ever doubted he was the one.

276
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:22,002
Bon appetite.

277
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,264
So, what am I gonna
do about Grace?

278
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,094
What's the big deal?
Why don't you--

279
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:29,618
Could I get a skouch more
of gravy? It's a little dry.

280
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,451
If you don't like Danny, I mean
just tell her it's a bad idea.

281
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:38,366
I don't tell people who
to marry.

282
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:41,064
Okay, you always tell me what
you think of the men I date.

283
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:43,545
I'm talking about marriage,
not Rudy the Jewish cowboy

284
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,155
you met on the internet.

285
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,073
Shalom, my lonesome prairie dog.

286
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:57,167
[scoffs]

287
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,516
Look, she's
your best friend, Will.

288
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,040
You have to tell her
what you think.

289
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,432
- Be honest.
- I can't.

290
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,088
Before my brother married Ginny

291
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,308
he asked me what
I honestly thought of her.

292
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:10,354
I told him, she's morose,
and controlling and icy.

293
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,139
Well, they got married anyway.

294
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:15,229
Now she hates me and my brother
and I don't talk.

295
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,100
I couldn't handle
losing Grace like that.

296
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,406
Mm.

297
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:19,929
You know, I'm gonna call
Rudy again.

298
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,672
Oh, God, I'm sorry,
but more importantly

299
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:26,153
that's terrible about you
and your brother, it's awful.

300
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,982
No, no, no. Do you have
any mineral water? Sulfites.

301
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:36,076
So, when are you moving in?

302
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,947
Well, I'm gonna be away
on business for a while and--

303
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:40,602
Wait, what-- what--
What business?

304
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,082
Business. I have business

305
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,649
and clients
and work-related... business.

306
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,392
How is the work-related
client business these days?

307
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,307
What is this?
Why do you have to be so mean?

308
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,704
Because you love it,
and I love you

309
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,662
and-- and you love gel.

310
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,666
And you have a home here
when you get back.

311
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,104
You see. You could be a very
great guy when you wanna be.

312
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:07,020
- Well, I gotta be nicer to you.
- Yes, you do.

313
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:09,109
Because you are a good friend.

314
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,197
Yes, I am.

315
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,415
I know it's gotta be
rough on you.

316
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:12,590
Will, don't.

317
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:14,244
Being trapped in
a man's body like that.

318
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,428
- Hi.
- Hey.

319
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:29,042
- What are you watching?
- "Pop-Up Video."

320
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:32,349
Turns out, Fiona Apple doesn't
particularly like apples.

321
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:36,440
Apple Brown Betty was invented
by a guy named Darren

322
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:40,314
and get this, Bobby Darren's dog
was named Fiona.

323
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:41,489
You get? What are the odds
of that?

324
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:47,495
- I said, "Yes."
- What?

325
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,192
I said, "Yes."

326
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:51,455
Oh, my God.

327
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,198
[chuckles]
Oh, my God!

328
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,591
Ha! Come here!

329
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,636
[laughing]

330
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:02,597
Wow. Let's have
a look at that ring.

331
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,729
Oh, it's beautiful.

332
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,296
When is the stone
being put in?

333
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:09,647
I knew you were gonna say that.

334
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:13,216
I-- Well, do--
You know, I'm-- I'm thirsty.

335
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:16,785
What?

336
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:19,483
What? What?
I'm-- I'm happy for you.

337
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,616
Lying.
Lying man talking.

338
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,271
Grace, stop it.
I am happy for you.

339
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:27,187
I-- I want you two to have
a great life together.

340
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,449
You do?

341
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,192
Uh, thank God.

342
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,542
I was so worried
coming over here.

343
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:35,891
So I have your blessing then?

344
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,893
[sighs]

345
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,329
Yes.

346
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,549
[laughs]

347
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,768
- I love you.
- Love you.

348
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,074
Okay!

349
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:48,425
- I've gotta go tell my family.
- Grace, don't.

350
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,253
I have to, Will,
they're paying.

351
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:52,777
No, I mean,
don't marry Danny.

352
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,171
What?

353
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,216
[sighs]

354
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:57,347
Honey, I gotta be honest.

355
00:15:57,391 --> 00:16:00,307
This, this guy's
not enough for you.

356
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,309
I mean, you're--
you're passionate

357
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,354
and you're-- you're creative
and beautiful

358
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,139
and perfect, and this guy,
I mean--

359
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:09,316
You should be with someone
more-- somebody else.

360
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,621
I mean, he's not funny.

361
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,188
He doesn't know what
your favorite flower is.

362
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:13,407
He's passive-aggressive.

363
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:17,367
The man high-five's you
after sex, Grace.

364
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,327
You're so afraid you're
never gonna get married

365
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,242
you can't even see
how wrong he is for you.

366
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,766
I mean, think about it.

367
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:28,378
If you really believed
he was the one

368
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,380
would you be asking me
for my blessing?

369
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,255
Go to hell, Will.

370
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,176
No, Rosario.

371
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:46,788
<i>Por-- por favor,</i> honey,
listen to me for a second, okay?

372
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:49,573
Take Olivia and Mason

373
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:54,056
to la store de los toys.

374
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,797
- Where's Grace?
- Oh, honey, thank God.

375
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,408
How do you say toy store
in Spanish?

376
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:01,063
- <i>Tienda de juguetes.</i>
- Mm-hm, thanks.

377
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,413
F-A-Oyay-Schwartzo.

378
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:08,766
Si, si, Rosario.
Gracias. Ola.

379
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:15,295
I haven't slept. I-- I can't get
any work done. Where is she?

380
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:16,557
Will, just stop right there.

381
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,299
I cannot tell you anything.
It's a secret.

382
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:20,430
- What is?
- She's at City Hall.

383
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,476
Getting married.
Oh, devil. Ugh!

384
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,220
What?
What about the big wedding?

385
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,309
Well, she thought it was best
to get it over with quickly

386
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:32,616
not to make a big to-do,
and I say "Brava!"

387
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,575
- Grace--
- Oh, look who's here.

388
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,055
- I'm sorry.
- Oh.

389
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:38,405
- It's a little late for that.
- No, I'm here, Grace.

390
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:39,580
I'm here to support
your marriage.

391
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:41,625
- There is no marriage.
- What?

392
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:44,759
There is no marriage!

393
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,326
And you wanna know why?

394
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:47,936
Because my best friend

395
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,504
that would be the part
you're supposed to play.

396
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:53,942
My best friend
dropped a bomb of

397
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,683
pooh on my head.

398
00:17:57,424 --> 00:18:00,731
Oh, honey, I--

399
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,777
I mean, I was fine.

400
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:05,910
I was getting married,
and then you come along.

401
00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:08,565
You come and you poison the--

402
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,611
With the-- with the--
the-- thorns

403
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:13,788
from the-- the flower--

404
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:16,356
You know, I had this metaphor
worked out earlier

405
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,488
but I'm just
very upset right now.

406
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,971
Gracie, I just want you
to be happy.

407
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:26,235
No, Will, you want me
to be alone like you.

408
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:31,284
- Is that the way you see this?
- Yes.

409
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:33,982
It's interesting,
because I, uh,

410
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:36,158
never thought of myself
as being alone.

411
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,163
[door slams]

412
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,730
Well, that was a little harsh.

413
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,777
- Good.
- Uh, yes-- yes! Yes it is.

414
00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,866
He's a bad person, very bad.

415
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:54,176
Grace, I think it's time
for a couple of blue bippies.

416
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,354
I don't want any pills.

417
00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,487
They're not for you honey,
they're for me.

418
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:05,622
You know, marriage is, what?

419
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,277
Marriage is...

420
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,627
Marriage is. Okay? What the
hell, that's all you need to--

421
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,848
Grace, well...

422
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,850
Well, she's gone.
[chuckles]

423
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,243
She's gone,
and I'm sitting here talking

424
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,027
to myself like a crazy person.

425
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,377
Oh, my God, listen to me,
I'm still doing it.

426
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,249
[instrumental music]

427
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,737
Will.

428
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:37,828
I am-- I am so sorry

429
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,482
for what I said back there.

430
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:48,752
I know.

431
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,321
It was mean, but I know.

432
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:57,457
[sighs]

433
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,459
This morning, on the way
to the ceremony

434
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:03,593
Danny looked at me and said

435
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:07,380
"I can't wait to spend
the rest of my life with you."

436
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,947
And I turned to him and said

437
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,732
"You know the limo
has a phone?"

438
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,912
It wasn't right.

439
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:21,045
He was a smart
attractive man who loved me

440
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,004
and who I loved, by the way.

441
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,399
Why wasn't it right?

442
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:27,791
Sweetie...

443
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,578
remember in college,
we saw that French film

444
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,754
about a man and a woman that
were perfect for one another

445
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,146
but they kept missing
each other.

446
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,845
And in-- in the last scene,
they meet on a plane

447
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:40,369
because that's the way
it was destined to be.

448
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,458
Remember? And you said...

449
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:45,374
"That's gonna be me."

450
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:48,029
Gracie, you're just
in the middle of your movie.

451
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,465
Danny was a plot point.

452
00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:53,643
A nice, decent, post-coital
high-fiving plot point.

453
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:59,083
There's still time, you know.
Go get some Raisinettes.

454
00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:02,522
- I like Red Vines.
- Whatever you want.

455
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,785
The point is, it's not over.

456
00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:07,788
If your movie's
gonna have a happy ending,

457
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,355
you just have to see it through.

458
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:10,965
Oh, God.

459
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:13,402
- Come here.
- Unh-unh.

460
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:18,320
- No.
- What?

461
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,408
What do you say
we go get a drink?

462
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:21,018
Yes!

463
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:26,763
What is with that dress?

464
00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:28,374
Oh, give me a break. I had five
minutes to prepare for this.

465
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:29,723
Still.

466
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,725
[instrumental music]

467
00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:36,991
Hey, What about a toast
to your lovely new bride?

468
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,601
All: Yeah!

469
00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,955
Here's to the ball and chain.

470
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:47,001
If she makes it
through the night, ba-bing,

471
00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:48,481
I think I'll keep her.

472
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:54,574
Wait...my turn.

473
00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:58,708
To my Will.

474
00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:02,712
You are my hero,
and my soulmate.

475
00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:04,888
And I'm a better woman
for loving you.

476
00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:07,456
All: Aw!

477
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,850
Hey, hey, hey.
Come on, you two.

478
00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:14,071
- How's about a kiss?
- Yeah!

479
00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:17,074
All: Kiss, kiss, kiss...

480
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:30,436
- Nothing? Anything?
- Sorry, no, it's, hm--

481
00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:40,097
[theme music]